The World as you know it is coming to an end

When I checked my mailbox today I noticed I had recived a card tekking me I qualified for an honor fraterniy, Yes an HONOR fraternity. My first reaction was a slightly confused "WTF?". I never expected any of this to ever happen. Somehow after transfering and summerschool USC calculated my GPA as a 3.6, an good GPA for college, better than my 3.2 that I had at NC State. Thats about all that happened today, except my roomate made his famous beef steak suprise. the suprise being he set the thing on fire, and caused a fire alarm to go off. This is the second time our suite has caused the alarm to go off, the first being his chimichangas of Doom. If he hasnt killed us all by Christmas I will be suprised.